Triton

If you are ever in St. Petersburg, do not go to Triton. It was so bad. So bad. They are clearly trying to be something fancy, but it is just ridiculous. We came back to the hotel and ordered food and watched modern family. It is a seafood place and they have fish tanks everywhere. You walk in and there is a fish tank under your feet.



Behind the table there is a fish tank.



The ceiling has sharks painted on it.



And, of course, the toilet is a fish tank.



It bubbles when you flush.



Ocean sounds play while you visit the toilet.

Ridiculous.

Oh, the bathroom door also has a weird anime-ish mermaid on the door.



There was a piano player and he was awesome. I never thought a piano version of 'knockin' on heaven's door' could sound so pretty - seriously. We gave him a nice tip since he was the best part of the evening.

Location:St. Petersburg